Statements that turn me into the Hulk. Can’t … stop … it

  1. The price of kids books is outrageous! And for nothing! Twenty pages of a bunny saying, Blue. Green. Red. Anyone could do that.

    You don't want to see me when I'm angry!

    You don’t want to see me when I’m angry!

  2. You’re a good writer. Why don’t you write a real fiction novel for adults?
  3. You got a lot of books out. Since you’re the millionaire, how ‘bout you buy lunch?
  4. Why don’t you call the Oprah show about your book? You’d probably sell more.
  5. I have a great idea for a book. Maybe you could write it and we’d split the profits.
  6. Why don’t you just publish it yourself?
  7. Who is this Little Rock Girl anyway?
  8. Kids books should teach a lesson.
  9. I can’t believe it took a year to write that.
  10. My kids would rather see the movie than read the book.

And now I’m big, muscular and green; throwing chairs out of windows and punching holes in walls. Damn lab experiment.

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